03.04.06 - mug shots

The Smash is the "big brute enforcer" of the SAP. He brings a little guile and wit to the group, but mostly, he brings brutishness. Some, (namely, him), might say he's the pretty one, but "some" can't be trusted to make an objective and balanced decision on such a matter. Occasionally, he threatens to boycott ToH, on account of its edginess � despite being largely responsible for the storyline.
He's also mistakenly convinced that B2 likes him best.

B2, (short for Butler Butler), is a refined gentlemen penguin of the best breeding and education. A world traveller and collector of stamps, he has come to be the SAP's most indispensible ally. Due to the fact that he is a penguin, he can only speak in chirps and chitters, making him pretty much unemployable. Likewise, manual labor is out as all he can do is wave his useless little wings around like some sort of mime fowl. Still, he's found a home in the lair, and dutifully assists the Alliance.